Sunday, May 22, 2011

Give Me Something to Believe In, Cause I Don't Believe In You Anymore, Anymore

Then if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Christ!’ or ‘There he is!’ do not believe it. For false christs and false prophets will arise and perform great signs and wonders, so as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect. See, I have told you beforehand. So, if they say to you, ‘Look, he is in the wilderness,’ do not go out. If they say, ‘Look, he is in the inner rooms,’ do not believe it. For as the lightning comes from the east and shines as far as the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. Wherever the corpse is, there the vultures will gather.
“Immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light, and the stars will fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens will be shaken. Then will appear in heaven the sign of the Son of Man, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. And he will send out his angels witrh a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.
This should have told anyone who profess knowledge of the Word of God or who flaunt their "holiness" to all that Reverend (and I use that term loosely) Camping was a holy rolling nutbag. However, he used his "authority" and duped some poor saps while the vast majority of us took the "rapture'' as a joke. 
As some of my other poor misguided citizenry used the 'rapture' as God's clear anger at Obama, wouldn't it stand to reason his failure to not take any of us (except Maybe Randy Savage) would tell us that He thinks BHO is doing just fine. See the losers in this faux rapture are none other than followers of "Republican Jesus". This Jesus' patron saint is St. Ronnie of Eureka and they have not only looked forward to it but prayed for it so badly they have taken the Word of God and perverted it (which I believe is ALSO a sin) to the point where if I wasn't a Christian already (albeit fairly weak but a Christian nonetheless) I would pretty much be an atheist due to the wild inconsistencies trumpeted by these nutbags. The consistent Bearing of false witness, the coveting of other men's wives, the constant adultery, and the failure to hate the sin and love the sinner gives constant mixed messages in something that in actuality is stated pretty clearly. 
Let me remind my fellow Americans again of a few simple truths. One, When Jesus returns we won't know shit about shit about it. It's not like Gabriel or Peter will turn to us and say "Christ is coming, look busy!" and even if they did, the words would be in Aramaic so we wouldn't understand what they were saying. Another, JC will NOT look like Ted Nugent ca. 1975. If He looks like He would coming out of the region of the world He did, well frankly some of the more conservative folks would not feel comfortable riding on a plane with Him AND his gang of 12. In fact IF Christ returns to this place and time, and made his wild promises of turning water to wine and feeding 40 with a loaf of bread and a fish most would call Him a snake oil salesman. 
So, can we drop the pretense of the 'close, personal relationship' with your God. It's really tiring and frankly 2/3 of the citizenry really has not a clue about of which they talk

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